Funny World Cup Stories..

[lipstick_xoxos]

To Catch a Thief

A thief who stole a World Cup ticket from a woman's handbag was caught after sitting down to watch the game next to his victim's husband.

The 34-year-old mugged Eva Standmann, 42, as she made her way to the Munich stadium for the Brazil-Australia game at the weekend and discovered the ticket in her bag. He took the woman's place in the stadium where he was met by her husband Berndt, 43, who immediately called security. A Munich police spokesman said, 'The thief found the ticket in the bag and decided to watch the game, not expecting to sit next to his victim's husband, who immediately informed officers on duty at the stadium.'

[blueday]

Haha - what an idiot.

Nice story Lips.

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[MommyMachine]

Dummy..That is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.



lmao

[lipstick_xoxos]

Patricia began her job in a secondary school as a counsellor and she was keen to help the pupils.

One day during break-time she noticed a girl standing all by herself on one side of the playing field while the rest of the children were enjoying a game of football [soccer] at the other end of the field.

Patricia approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said that she was. Some time later, however, Patricia noticed that the girl was in exactly the same spot, still by herself.

Going up to her again, ‘Trish enquired, ‘Would you like me to be your friend?’ The girl hesitated, then said, ‘Alright,’ while looking at Patricia with some suspicion.’ Feeling she was making progress, Pat then asked, ‘Why are you standing here all alone?’

‘Because,’ the girl said with a large sigh, ‘I’m the goalie!’


 

Lips

[wnanhee]

Lmao...

I was probably the girl...sorry had to tell ya!

[MommyMachine]

ahahah...thanks lips for the laugh...very funny!