38 hints you may be a packer fan
1) Your mother is also your sister and girlfriend.
2) Your favorite movie is deliverance.
3) Packers favorite quote "I... uh... I was just helping the sheep over the fence...
honest!"
4) Your richest relative buys a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off.
5) Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State
trooper to "kiss my ass".
6) Your geek ass packer flag hangs higher than the U.S. Flag.
7) The primary color of your car is " Green Bondo".
8 ) Your family tree does not fork.
9) You have Packer flags on each side of your car.
10) Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a Packer game with
your dad.
11) You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
12) Your mother uses her Cheesehead as a spit-cup also.
13) Every big boned person you see, you ask for an autograph.
14) Your wife has a beer gut, and you think it's attractive.
15) Your dad walks to school with you because you're both in the same grade.
16) You're a cheese and fireworks shop owner!
17) Bill Clinton is your role model.
18) Your Hair is Shaved on the sides and long in back(Men), your hair is so puffy it
blocks the sun (Women).
19)You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
20) That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
21) Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
22) You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
23) You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
24) Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare Center.
25)You've got more than three cousins named 'Bubba'.
26)You replace the number five with Favre.
27) Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
28) Your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
29) Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin.
30) You never learned to swim because your gene pool is to small.
31) You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit"
was snubbed for best picture.
32) The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
33) The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas
it has in it.
34) You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".
35) You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
36) You've painted a car with house paint.
37) Anyone in your family died right after saying "Hey, Y'all watch this!".
38) You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
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